Happened yesterday leaving work:
Elevator opens, well dress man inside. I entered.
WDM: Hi
Me: Hi
(strong smell of perfume or aftershave in elevator)
WDM: someone over did the perfume huh
Me: Yup
WDM: Just want to let you know that it’s not me
(this thought came across my mind — so I added)
Me: How do I know it’s not you?
WDM: Good point, I think I forgotten my makeup upstairs
(we both laughed, and said bye as we both leave)