Elevator Humor

Happened yesterday leaving work: Elevator opens, well dress man inside. I entered.

WDM: Hi Me: Hi (strong smell of perfume or aftershave in elevator) WDM: someone over did the perfume huh Me: Yup WDM: Just want to let you know that it's not me (this thought came across my mind -- so I added) Me: How do I know it's not you? WDM: Good point, I think I forgotten my makeup upstairs (we both laughed, and said bye as we both leave)